This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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