so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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