Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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