I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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