wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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