mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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