...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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