He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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