Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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