So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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