You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
he had hair everywhere except his balls
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I supernannyed him into submission
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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