school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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