Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
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