I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
