How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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