C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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