I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Randomize
