Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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