she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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