So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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