Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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