How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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