Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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