we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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