I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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