Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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