he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
