I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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