Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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