worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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