dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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