you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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