Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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