We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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