My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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