We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
