He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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