i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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