Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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