She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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