You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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