The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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