you guys were way drunker than both of me
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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