Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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