she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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