I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
soo... how was my night?
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