either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
