I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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