His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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