Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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