Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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