Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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