check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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