Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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