I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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